Are You As Well Built As a Ford Truck?

By: Mark Lichtenstein

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

There is no doubt that you are well built, everybody knows that. You have muscles on your muscles. You not only are incredibly strong physically, you are mentally tough as well. When people think of you, in their minds you are always doing things that are super impressive, things that the rest of us mere mortals would never dare to attempt. In fact, throughout the entire land, there is no one person or nothing in this world that would dare to take you on, and that is the Ford truck. If the Ford truck went up against the Incredible Hulk, the Hulk would run away crying, the Ford truck could invade another country and conquer it all by itself. If the Ford truck was in a fight with Chuck Norris...well the Ford truck would lose. Nothing can beat Chuck Norris.

What about you? When it comes down to it how well built and tough are you? We all know how ridiculously well built and tough the Ford Truck is! Are you ready to take this quiz and see who is the most well built in all the land? Well, not including Chuck Norris that is. When he was born he slapped the Doctor.

Do you have a strong back?

The strongest

I do, but it's not my biggest strength.
Not particularly

I do, but I live by my wits, not my back.

Can you adjust to sudden changes?

I can withstand it, but not adjust so much.

I can.
If it is communicated to me clearly, yes.

I can, but I try to avoid sudden changes.

Would your friends describe you as sensitive?

No

To some things, yes
Yes

Not particularly, but only because I'm a bit too dignified to show signs of sensitivity.

Which is more important, strength or refinement?

A strong back

Fast feet
A refined ear

Speak softly and carry a big stick

How would you describe your efforts at completing a job?

I put my nose to the grindstone until the job is done.

I will use any and all strategies available to get the job done.
I work well in a client facing role.

I do things with skill and aplomb.

Can you handle carrying heavy things a long way?

Yeah, that's my specialty.

I can, but not too many heavy things.
No, I'm afraid not.

I could, but my time is better spent elsewhere.

Would it be a good idea to turn to you to help someone to move into a walkup apartment?

I could get things to the building, but the stairs will be trouble.

I can get things up the stairs, but I can't move them between the two houses.
I can help sort out how to do it, but I'd be useless at doing it.

I could help, but it's not worth my time. I'd just hire a man with a van for my friend.

How many times do you need to be given instructions?

No more than three times

Twice, usually
Once

I give instructions, I do not receive them.

What do you need on the job to keep yourself happy?

A radio

A few cold ones
Some good companionship

My Mont Blanc pen

You've hit your thumb with a hammer. How do you handle it?

I shout obscenities and then get on with life.

I switch hands for the job of hammering.
I try to sort out why I hit my thumb and avoid it in the future.

I ask myself why I am doing manual labor in the first place.

You are about to fall over. What do you do?

I take a break-fall like in MMA.

I do a dive roll if I can.
I try to grasp something to keep myself from falling over.

I lean on my cane to stop me from falling.

You just caught something out of the corner of your eye. How do you respond?

I brace for impact.

I try to move to better assess if it is a threat.
I try to listen to determine if it is a problem.

I turn to see it, of course.

You're out at the bar with some friends, and badly cut your finger. How do you handle it?

I dip it in my whiskey to disinfect it, then use super glue to shut it.

I wash it off, use a lighter to cauterize it, and then wrap it in clean tissue, holding it shut with tape.
I ask the bartender if he has a first aid kit.

I carry a tube of Neosporin and a band aid.

You just snapped the stem off a wineglass at a party, and there aren't any other ones left. There's a toast. What do you do?

I toast with it, and throw the glass away, drinking from the bottle for the rest of the night.

First I cut a spud in half, so it has a flat side, then I stick the broken stem into the potato's rounded side. Instant base.
I drink the toast, and then go dry the rest of the night.

I would never do something so gauche.

How much sleep do you need?

Six or seven hours

Depending on what I've been doing, I can go on as little as three hours, but I prefer a full nine.
I'm very flexible, as sometimes I stay up all night chatting with friends.

Seven hours will do. I have to walk the dogs in the morning, after all.

How long before you need a meal?

I get pretty hungry.

It depends on what I'm doing all day.
I can go ages without food.

I need three square a day, which is traditional in some cultures.

Are you equally comfortable around blue and white collar people?

I'm more blue collar, but I can handle yuppies if I need to.

Yes, but I'm better off with the white collar people when they're in their hiking boots, if you know what I mean.
Yes

I'm too refined for the proletariat.

Is authenticity important to you?

Absolutely

Not if that authenticity prevents you from reaching your potential.
The definition changes so often, it's hard to say at any one time.

Tradition is, but authentic is a loaded term.

How's your stamina?

I can work all day.

I can do some amazing things, but not forever.
I can talk all night long.

I get good mileage, so to speak.

Do you have a quirky sensibility?

No, I'm pretty much what you see is what you get.

I do, but it allows me to tackle things others wouldn't dare try.
Not really, I think I'm reasonable and sensitive, both good qualities.

I'm not quirky, I'm eccentric.

Are you more town or country?

Suburbs

Definitely country
Either

Town

Are you easily surprised?

Yes, but when I'm not prepared for a surprise, it still rarely causes a problem for me.

Not usually, since I expect the unexpected.
I'm not usually surprised when I can communicate with my team.

Sometimes things come as a shock, but my good breeding allows me to persevere.

How resilient are you?

I can take a big physical hit, but not so much emotionally.

I bounce back from nearly anything.
I try to be emotionally resilient, through communicating with those close to me.

I'm tough enough and rely on my refinement to get me through the hard times.

While reading in the library, you see an absolutely enormous spider! What do you do?

I drop the big heavy book I'm reading onto the spider and continue reading.

I lure it into a book I'm not reading, slam it shut, and leave it on the shelf to surprise someone else.
I capture it in a cup and leave it outside.

I move my seat away from the spider and leave it to its own devices.

There's a mosquito in the house. What do you do?

I thwack it with a newspaper.

I use whatever is at hand to kill the bastard.
I find a way to lure it out of the house and close the door behind it.

I have the butler take care of it.

You got bad news right before an important presentation. What do you do?

I tough it out.

I find a way through the obstacle using my skillset.
I listen to the person delivering the bad news, in order to determine if I can map a way around it.

I will soldier on, and hope that my dignity allows me to prevail.

Are you a hugger?

I'm a big burly teddy bear.

I am, but if someone doesn't want me to, I can work around that.
Not really, I communicate better with words.

No, I prefer a firm handshake.

Do you know how to enforce your boundaries?

I can throw my weight around.

I can adjust to ensure that my boundaries are respected.
Some of my boundaries are easily crossed and difficult to enforce.

I can enforce them with a stern look.

Do you know how to take a joke?

I'm not threatened by jokes.

I can roll with a good joke.
As long as I can tell that the meaning of the speaker is just joshing me.

I'm too dignified to be bothered.

Do you blend in well in a crowd?

I'm too big and bulky.

I can crouch to everyone else's height if need be.
I can take my cues from everyone else.

I'm too classy to blend in.

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