Can We Guess When You Got Your Last Speeding Ticket?

By: Brian Whitney

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Slow down! We need you to complete this quiz in one piece. Sharing your driving habits and your personality quirks will help us check your driving record without actually checking your driving record. We'll be able to tell when your lead foot last earned you a speeding ticket! Don't worry - we won't share the information with your insurance company.

Are you the type of person that cannot help but be in a hurry, or are you the more leisurely type that has never seen the flashing blue and red lights in your rear view mirror? Once we learn about your ways on the road, we'll take our best guess about the last time you got a speeding ticket. We do realize that there are a few of you out there that have entirely escaped this embarrassing fate, but the rest of you know who you are. Whether you've accidentally blown through a school zone or you've never driven over 55, we'll figure it out better than your local DMV office.

You might drive like a meek mouse or you might be one of the world's greatest road warriors, but have you always been a law-abiding citizen on the road? Let's get to the bottom of the last time you got a ticket!

How often do you go above the speed limit?

Never.

Not often, I only do it accidentally.
I do it fairly often, but not that much.

I do it all the time.

What sounds most fun to get around on?

A mountain bike.

A Jeep.
A Ford Mustang.

A Corvette.

The Dukes of Hazard is...

An awful show.

Not very good.
Pretty fun to watch.

The best ever.

Which movie about cars do you prefer?

"Cars"

"American Graffiti"
"Cannonball Run"

"The Fast and the Furious"

Do people consider you reckless?

No way anyone thinks that about me.

I don't think so.
Maybe a little.

Yes, very much so.

How often are you late to work?

Never.

Rarely.
Sometimes.

All the time.

Do you ever jaywalk?

No, why wouldn't I use the crosswalk?

Sometimes.
Yes, unless the street is really busy.

I always jaywalk.

When you were growing up, did it ever bother your parents if you borrowed their car?

No, why would it?

I think it might of.
They didn't like it much.

They hated it.

Has anyone in your car ever asked you to slow down?

No. Why would they?

Yes, but it was a long time ago.
Yes, it has happened a few times.

Yes, it happens sometimes.

Have you ever dreamed of being a race car driver?

No, not ever.

No, but it seems like a cool life.
Yes, but I don't have the skill.

Yes, that would be awesome.

Have you ever jumped off a cliff into the water?

No, that sounds nuts.

No, but I have thought about it.
Once or twice.

Yeah, I have done that a lot.

You hate your job, but you have no money, what do you do?

I stay at my job until I find a better one.

I stay at my job, but if I don't find another job soon I will quit.
I quit and start looking for another job immediately.

I quit and take some time off and try to figure out what I really want to do.

Would you cheat on a test if you knew you wouldn't get caught?

No way.

No, but it would be tempting.
Probably.

For sure I would.

How many car accidents have you been in that were your fault?

0

1
2

3 or more

How loud do you crank music while you are driving?

I don't listen to music when I drive.

Not very loud.
Pretty loud.

Totally loud.

Do you ever eat while you drive?

Gross.

If I am running late maybe.
Sometimes.

All the time!

Someone passes you on the right on the highway, what do you do?

Let him pass then pull over to the right.

Let him pass but get kind of mad about it.
Speed up a little.

Speed up a lot, he isn't going to punk me out!

What do you do if someone is tailgating you?

Pull over.

Just continue to drive slowly.
Pump the breaks.

Floor it.

What do you think when someone revs their engine?

How annoying!

How pathetic!
Man, that is loud!

How cool!

How good are you at driving a stick?

I can't drive one at all.

I am not very good.
I am pretty good.

I am awesome.

How many NASCAR drivers can you name?

None.

1-3
4-10

More than 10

Have you ever cut someone off because they were irritating you?

No, that is dangerous.

No, but I have thought of it.
Once, and I feel bad about it.

I hate to admit it, but I have done it more than a few times.

You are in a cabin on the river for a few days with no Internet, what do you do?

Read a book.

Go for a hike.
Go for a swim.

Go whitewater rafting.

How late do you stay out on a Friday?

I pretty much never go out on a Friday.

Around 9
Around midnight.

I stay out until there is no place left to go.

Would you move in with a romantic partner that you just met a week ago?

No way, that is insane.

I doubt it.
Sure if it felt right.

Hmm...is the person hot?

Are you shy?

Yes, I am pretty quiet.

Maybe a little.
Not really.

Not at all.

How many parking tickets do you usually get a year?

None.

1
2

3 or more.

If you get parking tickets, do you pay them?

I don't get them.

Of course I do.
I do after a while.

No way.

Have you ever been kicked out of a party?

No, why would that happen?

No, but I have come close.
Once or twice.

Sure. It isn't a party until I get kicked out!

How would you drive in snow?

I don't think I would unless it was an emergency.

I would drive very slowly.
I would drive normally.

I would drive super fast. It's snowing!

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