Stock Up an Armory and We'll Tell You Which Famous Car Is Meant for You!

By: Mark Lichtenstein

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Stock up your arsenal like the apocalypse will be here tomorrow! Once we know how you would load up on weapons and ammo to prepare yourself for whatever tomorrow holds, we'll be able to tell you which famous car is meant for you! Will it be something fast and furious, or will it be more like a tank?

In today's ever-changing world, you never know when having a fully stocked armory will come in handy. Whether you feel safer when you are completely stocked with grenades or flame throwers, the way you stock your very own armory will tell us if you could handle a car like the Aston Martin. You might be able to handle yourself like Rambo with weaponry, but can you hang a curve and outrun the bad guy like James Bond?

We'll examine your ability to stock up your armory with both conventional and some not-so-conventional style choices. After we get a good idea about how you spent your time and money down at Bob's World of Weapons, we are confident we'll be able to find the famous car that should be parked in your garage.

Get rolling right now on this quiz.Let's lock, load, and drive!

What do you think of the Walther PPK?

It's the perfect pistol.

It's pretentious.
It's a little old-fashioned.

It's a little weak if you ask me.

What do you think of the Colt Python?

It's garish.

It's still too high tech.
It's a little brutish.

It's perfect.

What do you think of tasers?

They're not powerful enough

They're way too high tech for me.
They're lovely.

They don't kill.

What do you think of the Sig Sauer P320?

It's not very poetic.

It's way too fancy and high tech for me.
It's fine, but a little old for me.

It's perfection in pistol form.

What do you think of the H&K MP5-3A?

It's old school, but the look is dated.

It's a little too high tech for me.
It's too old-fashioned for me.

Perfection in gun form.

What do you think of the H&K G36?

I love it!

No, too fancy, too high tech.
It's not complicated enough for me.

It's fine: unless you really bash it, and then it's useless.

What are your thoughts on Ka-bar?

It's fine.

It's okay, although a little too "manufactured" for me.
Can't we come up with something newer?

It's a marine's best friend.

What do you think of the SOG Flash II?

It's too icky.

It's too fancy.
It's not fancy enough.

I love its savage perfection.

Would you carry a Cold Steel wakizashi?

It's too big to fit in a tuxedo.

It's perfect, although it might break.
It's too old-fashioned for me.

I'll use it and then throw it away when it breaks.

Could you see yourself with a naginata?

A what?

Sure! Just give me the space to use it!
Is that some kind of giant Japanese robot killer?

I'd take a short one.

What do you think of the CRKT Drifter?

It's a little crude.

It's a little too high-tech for me.
A knife? Really? It's not even ceramic!

It's perfect.

Which period katana would you prefer?

Shinto.

Koto.
Gunto.

Shinshinto.

What knife would you like for a backup?

An OTF knife.

A tracker knife.
A clip point knife.

A bowie knife.

How would you turn a lightbulb into a weapon?

Throw it.

A what?
Light bulbs? That's sooooo 20th century.

Fill it with gunpowder and nails, turn the light switch off, and screw the bulb back in.

How would you turn a book into a weapon?

I'd replace the paper with a paper-like explosive.

I'd put outrageous religious heresy in it.
Are we talking an e-book?

I'd use the spine to crush someone's throat.

How would you turn a USB cable into a weapon?

I'd plug it into a killer robot.

A what?
I'd use it to charge my laser gun.

I'd use it to choke a person.

How would you weaponize a towel?

I'd snap it super fast.

I'd wrap it around an ax handle.
I'd wrap it around the trigger of a gun.

I'd put a cue ball in the middle, wrap it up, and use it as a blackjack.

What do you think of railguns?

They're very cool!

They're dumb, huge, and overkill.
They're the perfect weapon for me.

They're cool, but no explosives make me sad.

Would you take on a tactical team with just a hatchet?

No.

How big are we talking about here?
No, that's insane!

Yes!

In close quarters would you rather have an AR-15 or a Cold Steel Recon folding knife?

Definitely the AR-15.

I'd want a kazurigama
Does the AR have a laser sight?

Give me the knife.

In close quarters would you rather have a longsword or a derringer?

A derrenger.

A longsword.
Neither.

Why not both?

How would you make a flash bang on the cheap?

I'd call MI6 and ask Q for one.

I'd light a tree on fire, then knock it over.
I'd get some bang-snaps and put them on a smoke bomb.

I'd make contact explosive and black powder, and add sugar

How would you arm up a Honda Civic?

I'd add an ejector seat.

I'd take out the motor and turn it into a battering ram.
I'd put in a battery and a laser.

I'd armor it, add a cowcatcher, and a supercharger.

How would you turn a skateboard into a weapon?

I'd add rockets and a bomb.

I'd take off the wheels and whittle it into a bat.
I'd put blades around the edges.

I'd just swing it.

Pick an unorthodox close up weapon. Are you happy?

A piece of jewelry.

A morning star.
A sponge covered in chloroform.

A ballistic knife.

What would you pick for a garrote?

Something purpose-built.

Catgut cord.
Spider silk.

Para chord.

What kind of explosive would you like best?

Radioactive material.

Black powder.
C4.

Thermite.

What style of knife would you want for your personal sidearm?

A clip point folder.

A kukri.
A vibrating electric knife.

A massive bowie knife.

What's your backup pistol?

I don't have one.

I don't need one.
A desert eagle.

A snub nose .38.

Would you rather just do it all with your bare hands?

No, I'd rather have a gun.

No, I like the feel of a blade.
No, I want to hit people with lightning!

Yes.

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