What Kind Of Car Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

It used to be that you could have any kind of Ford you wanted, as long as it was black. Now, cars have their own personalities, their own purposes, their own proclivities. What kind of car are you?

How wealthy are you?

I'm middle class.

I've got enough money.
I'm very wealthy.

I'm not too rich.

Are you outdoorsy?

I drive my kids to summer camp.

Yes, I love it.
Not really.

I like to go to concerts in the park.

Has anyone ever called you "bland"?

My kids do that all the time.

No.
My old boss did once, and then I took his job.

Once, in middle school.

Are you quirky?

Not even a little.

Only in that I have some unusual tastes.
I had that ironed out of me in college.

I'm very quirky.

How much do you value discretion?

I like to totally blend in.

I hate it.
I like to be discreet but have my identity.

I like to wear my heart on my sleeve.

Do you like to dress "tacticool"?

God no.

Yes!
No, I'm above such things.

Sometimes.

Do you like wearing a suit?

I am forced to by my job.

I'd rather go naked than wear a suit.
I love the power a suit gives me.

I like wearing a jacket, but not a tie.

Are you a family person?

Yes. It dominates my life.

I like the sound of it.
Yes, but I can afford to have my own space.

No.

Are you an environmentalist?

A bit, I mean, I have kids to think about.

Yep.
I think about the environment, but mostly in how I can shield myself from it.

What's an environmentalist?

How much do you value excitement?

Not even a little.

I like excitement on my own.
I prefer not to be surprised.

I love excitement.

Are you single?

I'm married with kids.

I'm seeing someone.
I'm married with grown-up kids.

I'm single.

Who makes the best cars, in your opinion?

Japan.

America.
Germany.

Italy.

How clean is your car?

It's covered in candy wrappers.

It's covered in mud.
It's pristine.

It has loads of my stuff in the back.

How old are you?

I'm in my 40s.

I'm in my 30s.
I'm in my 50s.

I'm in my 20s.

How much power do you need?

Not any.

Enough.
Loads of power.

I need to punch above my weight.

How aggressive are you, among other people?

Not at all.

I'm only aggressive in nature.
I don't need to be aggressive to make myself heard.

I'm very aggressive.

Do you have one fatal flaw?

Just that I'm a bit dull.

Yes, and it makes me dangerous in some situations.
No.

Just that I have a small capacity for carrying on multiple activities.

How important is comfort to you?

I need the basics.

I sleep on an army cot.
I need to be pampered.

I just need a comfy seat.

How organized are you?

I'm more or less organized.

I've got a system.
I'm very organized.

I'm a disaster.

How much do you like gadgets?

I like a few comforts.

I like it sparse.
I love gadgets.

I like gadgets.

What is the purpose of a personal vehicle?

To get from point A to point B.

To go where your feet can't take you.
To get where you want to go in comfort and style.

Excitement.

Are you arty?

I don't have a creative bone in my body.

I like to carve wood.
No, but I appreciate art.

I'm so creative, it'll make you sick.

What fictional detective do you know the most about?

Harriet the Spy.

Joe Leaphorn.
Sherlock Holmes.

John Luther.

What's your ideal vacation?

A family cruise.

Mountaineering.
A week in Paris.

A weekend at a track.

How would you describe your job?

I'm a tiny cog in a huge machine.

I work outdoors.
I'm an executive.

I'm a freelancer.

What kind of phone do you use?

Whatever is cheap.

Whatever is mil-spec.
A Blackberry.

An iPhone.

Where do you live?

The suburbs.

The countryside.
The city.

The edge of the city.

What sort of commute do you have?

It's short and annoying.

It's medium length and lonely.
It's long and dull.

It depends on my gig for the day.

Do you enjoy being behind the wheel?

No.

Yes, especially when the weather is miserable.
I like being driven.

There's nothing better.

Do you like to talk about yourself?

No.

I only like to talk about my interests, not myself.
I like to ask questions about others.

I love it!

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