No one buys a motorcycle with their head. You buy one with your heart. It takes a special kind of feeling to want to sit astride what ER doctors call "donor-cycles" and cruise down the highway at even close to the speed limit. It's an activity for the brave and the inspired.

No two riders are exactly the same, and indeed the idea of customizing a motorcycle is as old as the bikes themselves. Some people prefer a Harley-Davidson off the rack, while others would rather an Indian Larry custom or a crotch rocket with all the bodywork ripped off. Even the old school European brands have caught on to this, with BMW and Ducati offering street-fighter-style motorcycles in addition to their more traditional boy-racer models.

But how can you choose? There are so many ways to go! Don't worry. We made it easy for you. We've come up with a quiz that will sort through your tastes, what you're physically willing to put up with, and what you're willing to spend time doing, and we're sure this will accurately predict what hog is right for you.

Ape hangers? Twisted forks? A V6? We have all the answers. Just take this quiz!