Which Pickup Truck Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein

5 Min Quiz

About This Quiz

Is your idea of a good time rolling down a country dirt road in your pickup truck? Then why not find out which pickup truck you are at heart? Among the most reliable and versatile vehicles on the road, pickup trucks are as individual as their owners. Some trucks have been customized with smokestack-style tailpipes and some are as quiet as a purring kitten, but all of them beg to be driven.

No matter how you use your truck, you know you can count on it like you can count on your best friend. Whether you're towing your boat to the lake or you're helping your friend move furniture, there's no feeling quite like being behind the wheel of your machine! But stop and think for a minute! If you were a pickup truck, do you know which one would you be? Would a Toyota Tacoma sum you up, or would you be more of a Ford F series?

Let's take a look at the things you have in common with a pickup! Are you rough-and-tumble, or are you built for speed? Cruise through the questions to get the checkered flag to drop, and we'll let you know which one you are!

Are you a country boy or a city slicker?

I'm a true blue country boy

I'm a weekend warrior
I'm a city slicker

I'm a world-traveler

Are you all business?

I am

I'm all fun
I'm all looks

I'm all about survival

Are you a bit superficial?

Not even a little

I'm all about the business of fun
I'm very superficial

I'm half bark, half bite

Are you an outdoorsy type?

Might have a little dirt on my boots, but I'm taking you uptown tonight

Might have a little mud on my wheels, but they're gonna shine with you up inside
Gonna hit the club, gonna cut a rug, burn it up like neon lights

Hard as I worked all day, I'm gonna work harder loving on you

Are you a tough guy?

Tough enough to get the job done

I'm almost too tough
I'm not too tough

I'm only tough, and that's all

Are you all about one thing?

I'll all about work

I'm all about fun
I'm all about cool

I'm all about toughness

How important are looks?

They don't matter much

They are only important if you can back them up with capability
They are the most important thing

They don't matter at all

Are you athletic?

I'm pretty athletic

Very
I'm athletic enough

I'm very wiry

How useful is your muscle?

Very

It's not useful
It's of minimal use

It's not as useful as my endurance

Do other people like to hang out with you?

Working folks

Adventurers
Poseurs

When they are having trouble they call on me

Do your friends ask you for favors?

Frequently

Only when they want to get out of town
Only when they want to look cool

Only when they are in danger

Do your friends like to go on trips with you?

Yes, but mostly working trips

Only recreational trips
I like to go on pleasure drives

I like to go to inhospitable places

Do you know anyone who uses you to show off?

Some sensible friends

One lunatic friend
One friend who thinks he is cool but is not

Jeremy Clarkson

Are you a bit ridiculous?

No

I'm very ridiculous
A bit, yeah

I'm ridiculously good, that's what I am!

Are you All-American?

Yes, I am

I prefer to think of myself that way
Only a little

Not even a little

Are you a little bit Japanese?

I'm not even a little Japanese

I take some inspiration from Japan
I'm a bit Japanese

I'm all Japanese

Are you a little bit Italian?

Only a tiny bit

Not even a little
I'm a lot Italian

I'm quite the opposite

Are you a global amalgam?

I have some roots overseas

I'm pretty much completely American
That's me

No, I'm "pure"

Do you spend most of your time dragging others around?

Yes, that's me

No, never
I spend some time doing that

I can, but usually don't

Do you look like you're set up to do one thing, but instead do another one very well?

Nope. I am what you see.

That's me
No, I do what I look like I do.

I do everything well

Are you cool?

If you like understatement

I'm the coolest
I'm cool, but not too cool

No

Are you a snappy dresser?

I'm reserved

I'm a loud dresser
I'm totally snappy

I'm boring

Do you have a cool name?

Kinda cool

Totally cool
Not cool

Mysterious, not cool

Does your name make no sense in any language?

Parts of it don't make sense

It's pretty evocative in English
It's boring, but it makes sense

Mine makes no sense

Do you like alphabet soup naming conventions?

No! I like a name with character.

I like a little of that, but not just that
I like a boring name from an exciting company

Sort of

Which movie genre do you like best?

Film Noir

Westerns
French New Wave

Action/Adventure

What mythological figure do you most identify with?

Atlas

Fenrir
Mercury

Fudo Myo

Do you tend to work mostly in confined spaces?

No, I need my space

No, I work in the open spaces
Yes, I work in little villages

Sometimes

Are you blue-collar, or do you just pretend to be?

I am genuinely blue-collar

I'm a pretender
I'm so bourgeois it's sickening

I was basically born in a mine shaft

What kind of a driver are you?

I like a good straight road where I can open up the engine

I'm an off-road brute
I like to weave through a mountain pass at speed

I get into a lot of collisions

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